Hello. I'm Fabi.: Archive

Mar 1st

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Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY 
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel

Mar 1st

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I dont know why this is so funny

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Mar 1st

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Mar 1st

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Paige: I vow to help you love life, to always hold you with tenderness and to have the patience that love demands, to speak when words are needed, and to share the silence when they are not, to agree to disagree on red velvet cake, and to live within the warmth of your heart and always call it home.

Leo: I vow to fiercely love you in all your forms, now and forever. I promise to never forget that this is a once in a lifetime love. I vow to love you and no matter what challenges might carry us apart, we will always find a way back to each other.

Mar 1st

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Mar 1st

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Feb 28th

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des-etoiles: xvxavier: If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex. ohmystars this.

Feb 28th

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I was hacked O.O

Feb 28th

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I'm so close to getting a tattoo :DDDD

Feb 28th

Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.

Feb 26th

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Feb 25th

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Me when I go out: I should've stayed home 
Me when I stay home: I should've gone out 
Me when i'm around people: i want to be alone
Me when i'm alone: I want to be around people.

Feb 25th

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